Dan the Bear – Professional Cuddler at Your Service (Somerville)

A 250-lb Big Bear Are you cold? Lonely? Need a safe space for comfort and connection? Or just craving some quality cuddles? Look no further! As a 250-pound professional cuddler, I provide premium-grade snuggles with zero judgment, maximum warmth, and questionable jokes. Why Choose Me? 🐻 Strong, comforting arms for a secure embrace 🐻 Big, burly bear hugs that will make you feel safe and secure 🐻 No forced small talk—but will call you “champ” or “sweetheart” for an extra snack 🐻 Whispered dad jokes—because nothing says comfort like bad puns in your ear (requests only) Session Detail ⏳ Rates: For the month of April, I’m offering my services for free! Snacks are always appreciated. 🛋️ Specialties: Big spoon, little spoon, human weighted blanket experience, bear hugs, Dutch Ovens (by request only) 📍Location: Your place or mine (public meet-ups available) 📞 Call or text Dan the Bear at 617-593-7476 to schedule a session! 100% Professional. 110% Cozy. 200% Likely to Make Your Friends and Family Deeply Concerned.